Sockologist

Some conversations I got from a tv series*. Something like this:

Kid: Dad, can you be on my class tomorrow to tell about your job?
Dad: Sure!
Kid: Great! Now you have to prepare what sock you're wearing!
Dad: Wha..? Why I have to prepare my socks?
Kid: Because you're a sock-ologist
Dad: What? I'm not a sockologist, I'm a psycho-logist. I solve people's problems
Kid: ...... Why?? (seriously, why??)
Mom: Honey, your dad helps people.
Kid: Like a superhero?
Dad: ..... Yeah.
Kid: Coool!

Yeah, I'm gonna be a superhero like your dad, kid. Or else, I'm gonna be a Sockologist.

*from Disney Channel: Dog With A Blog